| | Ya know what Professor, if I kill myself to write a paper that's due the next day, you had better make it your business to SHOW UP FOR CLASS. You son of a B! -shakes fist-
My sister is such a whore. Lets Tarantino this story. So I went to Kits house on tuesday to visit because it was her 2nd "death-aversary". So I show up and I havent been there in like 6 months or more, and everyones all happy to see me. Even going so far to say that they really missed me! I was like "Confuse me?", I mean, I know they like me and they're nice to me, but I always feel so out of place when I'm there, like I dont really belong or that I'm annoying them. Anywho, everyone was really nice and saying all these very nice, and extremely embarrassing (IE: I missed you! You look really pretty tonight, you're so cute with long hair (I'm so cutting my hair now), etc) things. So I was having a really nice time, and Jake (really hot, REALLY funny guy that is a family friend of Kits) and I were chatting, which is awesome because he's cute.
So anywho, we get on the subject of MySpace and I didnt think that Jake would have one because he's "too cool" for that, but as it turns out he does have one (And he's a totally nerd too, his interests are like battlestar galactica and all that Trekie crap, which makes him even cuter!)! So I said "You have a myspace?" and he's all "Yeah, do you?!" and I'm like "Yeah, but I dont use it that often." "Well what's your username thingy, I'll find you!" and inside I'm like, SHAZAM! Now he'll find me, we'll friend each other, and we can talk and eventually he can fall in love with me....
ahem
Anywho, so I gave him my myspace name and what not. So to make a long story slightly shorter, we get home that night and my mom was telling my sister all the funny/nice things that had happened while we were over there. Also, apparently my mother told my sister that I gave Jake my myspace name.
So I sign on there the other day and I have a new friend request. But it's not from hotty Jake, oh no, it's from, MY SISTER. This may sound synical but I dont care. I know she only friended me so that she could find Jake, and send him a message saying "Hey, I found you through my sisters myspace, what's up?!" No, no, no, no, no! I'm not gonna be her link to Jake, if she wants to talk to him, or any of Kits other friends, she can do it her god damn self!!! I know you may need to have history on how my sister ALWAYS invades my personal life nad hangs out with my friends, but those who know me, know enough to realize that this bitch is crossing the line, AGAIN. My sister is a whore!
Erg!!!!!
I had more to rant about but Math class is about to start so I'll just head.
-Kelly |
